January 22, 2024essay

CHANCE of a LIFETIME

Originally published on The Wicked (Substack), 2024 — preserved here permanently.Original

What are the odds?

You will need 29 million lifetimes to win the 6/55 lottery.

You will need 1,138 lifetimes as a regular Filipino employee to be a billionaire from employment.

You will need 125 lifetimes to launch 1,000 startups to reach billionaire status because you are not Elon Musk.

May the odds be ever in your favor. :))

P.S.

You only need about 3 lifetimes totaling 195 years for a random bird to poop in your wide-opened mouth if you lie down on a field for 16 hours a day.